全美超模大赛第一季 （2003）

状态：已完结

别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛 第一季 / 全美超模 第一季

类型：综艺  地区：美国 

更新：2024-09-21

导演：Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 

主演：Tyra Banks 

剧情：Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,and...Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool...展开